This straight hairdresser just hates it when his clients gossip about him being gay. He uses a special aromatic shampoo and relaxing scalp massage to "persuade" them that the opposite is in fact true: he's as straight as a a one dollar bill. Let's see how many times one goes into two.

The Zapper is a serial kidnapper, who targets blonds. The police send in a nubian beauty to apprehend him, thinking she will be impervious to him. But the hipnoh pill she has taken doesn't quite work, and he compels her to have sex with him and one of his blond slaves.

An escaped con wakes up in a hospital room. The last thing he remembers: tying himself to the bottom of a train. What he doesn't remember: it crashed! He overhears the sexy doctor telling her cute nurse, he's a dangerous sex-fugitive, who must be chemically castrated. He sticks them with the syringe first, and they become mentally castrated, pleasing each other before he joins in.

The director of a cooking show lusts after both of its sexy hostesses. But they are just not interested in his old ass. So he suggests they use a "double mixer" to stir thier cake batter. He uses its spinning blades to spiralize their eyes. Now it's time they got a sample of his man batter.

Two sexy burglars invade a rich man's home in search of a precious diamond. But the wily old millionaire has hired a PI to protect the sparkling gem. He uses it to induce the two sultry thieves. Then he commands them to have a little lesbian fun, before he robs them of the precious treasures between their legs... and between their butt cheeks. Talk about the perks of the job!

There's now a dragnet out for the Zapper! He has to send his favorite blonde slave out to subdue his next victim. This time he breaks pattern and asks for a brunette, so the police won't suspect it's him. Blondie has good taste. She brings back an exotic beauty, who likes threeway sex. Under the Zapper's control, she'll like whatever he wants her to like.